I know it’s Friday, and on Fridays we sometimes feel a little bit distant from our normal work schedules, and our normal news cycles, and our normal state of being ready to hear some intense gossip. I sympathise and I empathize. But right now, even though it’s Friday, you’re going to have to get another cup of coffee, drink it all, come back, and first make sure none of it is left in your mouth before you read this next thing, because last night at the premiere of Jason Segel and Emily Blunt’s new film, The Five Year Engagement, SOMETHING INCREDIBLE HAPPENED. From Vanity Fair:

But at the after-party at MoMA, Segel had new love interest Michelle Williams on his arm. The pair held hands and openly socialized with guests like Robert De Niro, Elizabeth Banks,and Julia Louis-Dreyfus—although it seems that they’re still keeping the relationship somewhat out of the public eye, since Williams successfully avoided having her picture taken throughout the evening.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? And I didn’t get an AP Alert about it? WHY DO I EVEN HAVE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS ENABLED? My normal stance on any sort of news is “pics or it didn’t happen,” obviously, I have standards, but I’ll have to make an exception in this case. Now that I know what the world feels like when it’s a world where Jason Segel and Michelle Williams have held hands, I don’t think I can ever go back. Sorry to shake up your lazy Friday, but I think you’ll agree that it was worth it. (Thanks for the tip, Brendan.)