Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Kate Winslet would like to point out that, compared to how they looked in Titanic, she is thinner now and Leonardo DiCaprio is fatter. That is all. Goodnight! -Dlisted
  • There’s going to be a short James Bond film featuring Daniel Craig opening the next Olympics. A short James Bond film and then fourteen months of the most boring television ever on TV: The Olympics. Ugh. The Olympics! -TheSun
  • Speaking of James Bond, he might drink a beer soon! Can you believe it! -FilmDrunk
  • Planned Parenthood turned down a $500,000 donation from Tucker Max, because of how awful Tucker Max is. Man. That guy. What a terrible guy. -HuffingtonPost
  • Letterman is going to be doing his show for at least two more years. So you can finally get a chance to check it out, if you wanted to! -NYTimes
  • Speaking of shows that you for sure want to check out, the first two episodes of Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23 are online now! Check them out! Talk to your friends about them! Get a head start on this sitcom that sure to last for years and years and years! -Hulu
  • Harrison Ford plays Star Wars Kinect as Hans Solo. YOU figure it out! -TheDailyWhat
  • A few people on the Community crew have come out to take the side of Chevy Chase in the great Harmon/Chase Community feud of 2012. Whose side are YOU on? Nobody’s still? -TMZ