Who Should Play Johnny Depp’s Wife In Thin Man?

Oh no, you guys, we have a HOLLYWOOD EMERGENCY! Johnny Depp has been cast to star in a remake of the 1934 film The Thin Man, about a former private detective and his wife. In this movie, Johnny Depp will need someone to play the wife. And that’s where the emergency comes in: SO MANY ACTRESSES WANT TO BE HIS WIFE IN THIS MOVIE! Deadline has the scoop:

Rob Marshall next week begins meetings to find who’ll play Nora in the Billy Ray-scripted Warner Bros remake of The Thin Man. Here are the named I’m hearing who are interested in cavorting with Johnny Depp, who’ll play the tipsy socialite-turned-sleuth Nick Charles: Eva Green, Amy Adams, Emma Stone, Carey Mulligan, Rachel Weisz, Kristen Wiig, Emily Blunt and Isla Fisher.

Really, Johnny Depp’s character’s name is Nick and his wife’s name is Nora so I THINK HOLLYWOOD ALREADY SOLVED THAT PUZZLE, but if they MUST search for a new Nora it’s only right that we, the experts, help them out. Please vote in our poll to help them (Hollywood) out.

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Thanks for voting! She’ll let you know when she hears back from Hollywood!