Some Days You Get Caught Near An Exploding Sewer

Some days everything just seems to work out somehow. You get home right in time to catch the UPS guy as he’s leaving you a final notice, or you really want an iced coffee and then find two dollars in your pocket, or you happen upon the perfect birthday YouTube video to send to a friend, or maybe you wake up and you just look NICE. But then some other days you get caught near an exploding sewer. And you think, “I guess we’re even, universe.” And the universe is like, “Hahahaha, you think this is even? Are you serious? I gave you $2 in your pocket and you think this evens it out? YOU GOT SO MUCH POOP ON YOU.” And you’re like, “Grow up.” And the universe is like, “THROW up.” (Via BlameItOn.)