Jesus Appears In Cell Phone Photo Of The Bachelor, OBVIOUSLY

You can take your grilled cheese sandwiches and your wallpaper water stains and you can shove them where the nobody cares because this is how Jesus appears to true beliebers, in a cell phone photo taken of a TV screen during The Bachelor, from TheChristianPost:

A woman in Port St. Lucie, Fla., claims Jesus made a rather unique divine appearance by showing up in a cell phone photo she took during an episode of ABC’s “The Bachelor.” Guera Maurice says she was watching the final episode of “The Bachelor” this week when she saw a design she liked on the screen. When Maurice tried to take a picture of the design with her cell phone, however, the phone immediately died.

It wasn’t until the next day that Maurice noticed her phone had risen again and was now working properly, but with a very strange image inside. “When the phone (lit) up, I say, ‘Oh my God.’ I flip the phone now, and I see Jesus’ picture,” said Maurice. “I said, ‘Oh my God, where did that picture come from?’ I said, ‘This is Jesus,” and I was shaking.”

In the image, the face of bachelorette Courtney Robertson is obscured by a white streak, which could be seen as a man with long white robe and a bearded face popping up in front of the part in Robertson’s hair.

Wait, this happened in Florida? That’s odd. If you gave me a choice of all 50 states where someone took a cellphone photo of The Bachelor and decided it contained a sign of Jesus, I’m sure Florida would be, like, my 49th or 50th guess because that state is so normal and everyone in that state is normal and this whole story sounds super legit. You just know the whole thing is real because it’s so clear WHY Jesus would appear in a cellphone photo of The Bachelor. His message is almost too clear. They say that God works in mysterious ways, but not this time! Amen.