A. Samuels Spits Vague Proposals For Some Kind Of Economic Reform Like Hot Fire

They say that you never know what the future holds, and it’s really true. An entire life can change in an instant. Life is what happens when you’re busy posting Instagrams, or whatever. But on an even grander scale, one morning, a world faced with daunting challenges can wake up to discover that all of its problems have been solved by one casually racist casino magnate whose cousin Stan, I don’t know, something about a website? The point is, it’s fixed. All of it. Thanks, Stan and A. Samuels. American heroes. (Via Gawker.)

Previously: A. Samuels Is Livin’ De Life.