Marie Osmond Pees Her Pants On Stage

When someone pees their pants on stage, we will be there to report it. Haha. “Report it.” It’s crazy what good journalists we are. We really iPound the e-pavement and leave no BuzzFeed reblog unturned 2 get tha SCOOP! From BuzzFeed:

It is very smooth after Marie Osmond pees her pants on stage when she tries to WIPE IT AWAY WITH HER HAND as if she fell asleep during math class and woke up to a spot of drool on her desk. I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t do that and THEN announce to everyone that you peed your pants. Like, either do it or don’t do it (although don’t do it, because it turns out that the only thing grosser than peeing your pants on stage is WIPING IT UP WITH YOUR SLEEVE LIKE SOME SNOT-NOSED CHILD) but if you do it and then you tell everyone what you’re doing then they still know you peed your pants but now you also have pee all over your hand and arm?! Yuck. Also, why does she wipe up the pee with Donny Osmond’s blazer? That’s not very nice. She’s the one who peed herself on stage and then tried to hide it by smearing it all over with her BARE HANDS. Why does his blazer have to get ruined? ANSWER THE QUESTION, MRS. BUZZFEED, I’M A REPORTER IN SEARCH OF THE REAL STORY! Pulitzer.