Girl Stuff: Joan Rivers’ “Shopping For Fitness” Rap

Hey laaaaaadieeeeeeeeeeees! For the past year, there has only been one voice in the girls rapping about designer labels game, and that was the young, nasally, perfect voice of Kreayshawn. Her song “Gucci Gucci,” a song which I honestly love so much, launched a tidal wave, just kidding, of girls not caring about wearing labels because basic bitches wear that shit, but left many asking — “where’s the other side to this argument?” Surely there must be SOME woman out there willing to voice the opinions of the label-minded in the style of rap-from-someone-who-shouldn’t-be-rapping. Some brave soul willing to not quite rhythmically state a string of label names, tied together loosely with the idea that shopping in a mall is exercise. ENTER: JOAN RIVERS, LADIES AND GERMS!

One big mall / full of bad bitches / shopping for designer clothing / and also getting some good cardio / in the early ’90s, probably. (Via EverythingIsTerrible.)