Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Uh, have you guys seen this video of Victoria Jackson showing off the bumper sticker she designed? It’s a good video because it’s a GREAT bumper sticker. (If you do not want to have to look at Victoria Jackson’s face or hear her voice, she basically made a bumper sticker about how Barack Obama is a communist and how there are secret codes in his campaign logo, which a) oh brother and b) she makes the Hitler comparison again, if you can even believe it because it IS 2012 the last time I checked, but her comparison is particularly hilarious because she says “Hitler used propaganda,” which, I mean, that’s true, but also EVERYONE USED PROPAGANDA YOU FUCKING IDIOT. We continue to use propoganda to this day, you crazy crazy dumb dumb. See, for example, the new advertisement for the Marines shot in IMAX, Act of Valor. Sorry, I just really felt the need to get the word out that Victoria Jackson is a lunatic because I feel like no one knows because she keeps it such a well-guarded secret. Hey, you know what, enough of this, YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, YOU GUYS!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Uggie Hanging Out With Oscar The Grouch Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 tom allen | Feb 28th Score:47

Who does Mark Wahlberg think he is? I AM!

Posted in: BREAKING WAHLBERG NEWS: Wahlberg Claimed To Know Oscar Results Before The Rest Of Us
#4 hotspur | Feb 27th Score:48

It gets burger.

Posted in: You Guys Want To Have Sex With A Cheeseburger?
#3 KajusX & Chainsaws | Mar 1st Score:51

Hey, that’s Val Kilmer. Do all Bat-people look the same to tacofaces?

Posted in: George Clooney Doesn’t Care About Homophobic People
#2 huckabeast | Feb 27th Score:53

I have the weirdest burger right now.

Posted in: You Guys Want To Have Sex With A Cheeseburger?
#1 Jeb | Feb 27th Score:66

Upton is the opposite of Downton.

Posted in: You Guys Want To Have Sex With A Cheeseburger?

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Wow! These are all so similar! This is remarkable! Everybody was VERY into short little quippy jokes this week! God job, guys. I’m very proud of your brevity.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 facetaco | Mar 1st Score:-17
I don’t believe he actually means this. If he did, he wouldn’t be doing so much to encourage the rumors about him being a homosexual:
Posted in: George Clooney Doesn’t Care About Homophobic People

[Assoc. Ed. Note: I think the thing here is that you posted a picture of batman and batman wasn’t George Clooney? Or something? Listen, facetaco, I’m not going to try to make sense of why you got the lowest rated comment this week. I’m sure you deserved it. Congratulations.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

lawblog | Feb 28th Score:33

“Not to brag or anything, but I have a google alert for ‘trash’.”

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Uggie Hanging Out With Oscar The Grouch

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, lawblog! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

[Assoc. Ed. Note: So, ok, I know that first of all this is an image, which is already kind of cheating, and that second of all it is just a meme image or whatever that people post on tumblr all the time or whatever and who cares, but when I saw it in the bug comments thread it made me laugh IRL. A genuine LOL, and then I laughed again when I looked at it here, in Monsters’ Ball. So who can put a cost on real laughter, with the state of the world today? Right? Laughter is the best medicine. Congratulations to Stephanie Tanner and heisenberg.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

mikegentry | Feb 29th Score:44

I bet the fucking guy that made the months is pretty embarrassed now.

Posted in: That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Doesn’t “Get” Leap Days

[Ed. Note: No joke. That fucking idiot. Durr, I don’t know how to count to 31 so there’s 28 but sometimes 29 guhh derrrr I’m a stupid scientist!]