This Morning We Are All A Child Trapped In An Empty Pool

You have to wonder — will we ever get out of this empty pool, whatever the empty pool represents for each of us? Whether it be the tedium of the 9 to 5, or the amount of day we have to endure until we finally get to go back to sleep, or doing laundry, or doing taxes, or something else entirely? Will we ever escape it? It’s certainly not for me to say. But maybe — just maybe — if you say, “Hey dad, why don’t you stop being such a dick and help me get out of this empty pool,” you will find some peace. Namaste. (Via SayOMG.)