1988 News Report Gets SERIOUS About Computer Viruses

I’m not sure where and when we all went off course in how much we fear and don’t understand and obsess about computer viruses. Is it when we stopped downloading stuff from Kazaa? Is it when we all got Macs? Is it when the local news stopped doing hard-hitting reports on the insidious people who CREATE computer viruses and spread them throughout college campus and also telephone lines everywhere, probably in your house right now? UGH, GUYS! That’s the thing about computer viruses! They wait until your guard is down — right when you think you’ve got your computer stuff under control — and then they strike! Haven’t you learned anything from this news report that you haven’t watched yet from 1988? I’m not sure how you guys are even ON your computers right now, as virus-filled as I imagine they are. Please, do yourself a favor:

Pay no attention to the fact that nothing even happened at all. Put your computer in the closet and close the door! They’re coming for us! FROM CALIFORNIA, MAYBE! (Via VVV.)