Watching People Win The Guinness World Record For Longest Kiss

Hey, did you know that people were competing to win the Guinness World Record for “Longest Kiss” yesterday? In Thailand? Yeah, ME NEITHER! Ugh. You’d think if they wanted to get an accurate reading on who could give someone the world’s longest kiss, they would’ve emailed everyone about it to see if they wanted to come to Thailand and compete. Never agin, Guinness. From The Daily What:

The long-lasting lovers smooched for 50 straight hours at a Valentine’s Day event in Pattaya, Thailand, beating the previous record by nearly four hours.

For their sore lips the proud winners took home a diamond ring and a 200,000 baht (~$6666) hotel gift voucher.

50 straight hours! And they were only allowed to drink and eat things out of a straw! Ugh, I WISH WE COULDA BEEN THERE! Oh well. You can’t dwell on missed opportunities forever. But what you can do is watch a really weird and gross video of other people competing in those opportunities! My goodness! It’s so weird and gross!

If only they could have swung the camera around to stare straight into MORE peoples eyeballs while they were lifelessly kissing their kiss partner. Do you think anyone threw up in each other’s mouths? Is that too real? Guys? (Via TheDailyWhat.)