Happy Valentine’s Day From Courtney Stodden And Doug Hutchinson!

Aww, look at these two! What a normal couple of real human beings just enjoying a meal of spaghetti. You know how you go to a restaurant with your boyfriend or girlfriend and you say “Hi, yes, we would like to share one plate of spaghetti, please”? They’re just like you and your boyfriend or girlfriend! “Hi, sorry, yes, we asked you to sprinkle rose petals on the table three times. I’m not trying to get anyone in trouble or be a pain in the ass, but we’re trying to eat dinner, so it would be great if someone could sprinkle some rose petals on the table.” I know that this is a Lady and the Tramp reference, but you know who doesn’t know that? Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson. “You want us to eat the same strand of pasta until our lips get closer and closer and before we even know what’s happening she’s blowing me in the back of my leased car? That IS romantic!” Do you guys ever worry that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson love each other TOO much? Like, that their bond is simply TOO strong and that they’re losing sight of their individuality?! That would be the worst. God forbid that these two incredibly special people who each have so much to offer the world on their own start using the royal “we” when they describe their weekend and abandon the things about themselves (lucite heels, a walk-on role on Lost) that made the other fall in love in the first place. Just kidding, that will never happen. They are both way too self-involved and attention-starved to sacrifice their own needs for the sake of their relationship. FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THIS PLATE OF TRUE LOVE! P.S. Pretend this entire post was alliterative, thanks. (Via ONTD.)