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Ladies, It’s Time To Stop Having Men For Every Life Meal

Dear Women,

Please don’t take offense to what I’m about to say. As a women myself, I understand the desire to not have any interests, goals, or hobbies. Once you have a man in your life there’s always the temptation to think, “I’m finished.” “Whaaaat am I supposed to do now?” “Hmm.” “Is it time to eat a meal?” “Well oook, I guess I’ll…?” But there comes a time in every woman’s life when she has to realize that her man will eventually divorce her if she doesn’t get some interests outside of her interest in him. That’s just life. The variable is whether you find this out before, during, or after your marriage. I know this sounds scary, and trust me, it is! Not all of us are a career gal deep down. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have dinner with other women sometimes, and it CERTAINLY doesn’t mean we can’t order a wine spritzer with our salad, if that’s what we want. It’s not as hard as it seems! Please, let’s watch this explanatory video together, and remember — men are just desserts.

Love,

Kelly

You see? Don’t be discouraged by your father who doesn’t think you should be left alone with a computer, lest ALL the data be lost. And DO be encouraged by your boyfriend who refuses to be your dessert until you fill up that empty brain with some hobbies. Having your own life is rewarding, and please remember — If you don’t gather together some semblance of a life for yourself now, you aren’t going to have anything to occupy your time with once he moves on. (Via EverythingIsTerrible.)

PS: Where I’m from, they call her next video A Hoagie Is More Than Just A Sandwich.