Today We Are All This Baby

This baby knows what’s up. Mac and cheese? Fuck you, pay me. This baby’s first order of business upon receiving his million dollars is going to be to pay his mother to never say “hungies” again. His second order of business, once he finally has the respect and attention of his family, will be to end the tyrannical use of the word “daddy” to refer to a man he doesn’t even love. This man will henceforth be known by his legal name, Bill. And the baby’s third order of business, of course, will be to buy a solid gold pacifier, a fur-lined diaper, and a Bugati Veyron. (Via BlameItOnTheVoices.)