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Hey Brad Pitt, Is Angelina Jolie Still A Bad Girl?

Over the past decade or so, Angelina Jolie’s public image has moved from that of a blood-necklace wearing bad girl with tattoos dating a weirdo, to that of a husband-stealing, Jennifer-Anniston’s-life-ruining, I can’t believe she did that!, how could she!!!, Jennifer Anniston is so sad White House visiting mother with remnants of tattoos that she is in the process of getting removed, dating Brad Pitt. It’s fine. We all change, we all grow up. At some point we all have to put down the Manic Panic and move upload all of our our Dead Kennedys CDs onto the computer, so we can load them onto our iPhone, right next to Deerhunter and the Dirty Projectors, where they will sit largely unlistened t0 for the rest of our lives. But luckily for most of us, we get to do this in the privacy of our own apartments and high school yearbook photos. Someone like poor old Angelina Jolie has to do it right in the public eye, and now the entire world’s public asking in chorus — “Angelina, ARE YOU STILL A BAD GIRL???” Except sometimes we’re not asking her, and sometimes we’re asking her boyfriend, Brad Pitt — desperately searching for an answer, no matter where we can get it from. So Brad Pitt, PLEASE answer the question. IS ANGELINA STILL A BAD GIRL? From CBS:

“She’s still a bad girl, delightfully so. It’s not for public consumption.”

Oh ugh, gross, Brad Pitt. Save it for your bedroom. Barf. We’re literally all barfing right now. You’re disgusting. Both of you are disgusting. (But like how is she a bad girl?) (Just curious.) (She’s in the public eye, we have a right to know.) (Brad?) (Via Celebuzz.)