Barack Obama’s “Spilled Milk Joke” Followed By Michelle Obama’s “Spilled Milk Face”

During last night’s State of the Union (how’s the hospital, by the way? Stomach all pumped?) Barack Obama talked about all kinds of important and meaningful stuff, I’m sure. But the only thing anyone will probably remember was his terrible spilled milk “joke” that actually elicited GROANS from the audience. (Remember: the audience is members of congress and the Supreme Court.) Here is the joke:

Oh brother. Right after this clip cuts out, the Sergeant at Arms stood up in the back of the room and played a little bit of his classic Womp Womp Wahhhh slide trombone. (When you remove the mouthpiece it becomes a sword! SERGEANT AT ARMS, KID!) Anyway, let’s take one more look at first lady of the United States and picture of elegance Michelle Obama’s face after her husband, the President of America, made that joke:



Haha. Barack and Michelle Obama, ladies and germs.


Now just out of curiosity, does anyone know if we are allowed to vote for Mitch Daniels in November? Is that still on the table? Asking for a joke.