Today We Are All This Baby

What is that? WHAT IS THAT? Why isn’t anyone PROTECTING ME? I’ve got to be out here on my own? THE SHIT IS THIS, WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS, IT’S NOT COOL TO SIGN PEOPLE UP FOR STUFF THAT THEY DON’T WANT TO BE SIGNED UP FOR, YOU MIGHT THINK IT’S FUNNY BUT I AM TELLING YOU NOW THAT IT IS NOT FUNNY. Now feed me. Now feed me again. I don’t care if you just fed me, feed me. Now I’m going to sleep. (Via BuzzFeed.)