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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Well, last night’s Videogum Holiday Party was a huge success. Like, kind of too successful if you know what I mean. Like, could someone please drive me to the emergency room and just roll me out of the car onto the cement in front of the automatic doors so that the automatic doors keep opening and closing on my lolling head and when the doctors come out to put me onto a gurney and wheel me inside they will find a note pinned to my chest that says “Yay! We did it!” Oof. Rough stuff. But, like, the best kind of rough stuff. Good work everyone. Let’s enjoy this weekend, because we really earned it last night. Whoops!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Steve Guttenberg On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Chris Trash | Dec 14th Score:48

This is my favorite Videogum Feature by far (RIP WMOAT) but am I the only one that’s a little disappointed that Gabe hasn’t fired Kelly in the last posts? I was looking forward to the tell-all book.

Posted in: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Dictator Trailer
#2 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Dec 9th Score:59

What happened to WMOAT? On a personal note, it’s the feature that originally brought me to Vgum. On an even more personal note, I can’t sleep a night knowing that “Life As We Know It” prances around the Hollywood Hills without fear of evisceration.

Seriously, Gabe, if you are burnt out on movies, I’ll write this one on spec.

Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
#1 concert_addict | Dec 9th Score:83

So happy with all the BEP bashing!

Posted in: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Holiday Episodes!

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Last night at the holiday party Gabe mentioned that we attended, he brought up the topic of which Black Eyed Pea we would be if we were all the Black Eyed Peas and he said that I’m “obviously Fergie” and then moved on and the topic of which Black Eyed Pea I would be was never discussed again. SEXIST MUCH? I think I’m an apl.de.ap. He said that he would be will.i.am. (Of course.) Anyway, congratulations on your two BEP related image wins, concert_addict! And good job to everyone else on their images and FLW on his words. Lots of images today. Especially great image to you, Chris Trash. Thank you. If it makes you feel better about anything, Gabe fires me multiple times every time I see him in real life.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 Steve Winwood | Dec 15th Score:-12
Parks and Rec is way over rated. Cant stand that show. Very cute and coy. Fake smart.
Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2011

[Assoc. Ed. Note: That is a valid opinion to have! YOU’RE DEAD TO ME JK!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, richie almost-dies! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

djfreshie | Dec 15th Score:8

This guy?

Posted in: Who Is The UNCOOLEST Person Of The Year?

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Sometimes it’s nice to get an answer that’s just 100% correct.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

rivenrock | Dec 14th Score:-2
Ballet builds core strength and flexibility like nothing else. It is NOT weird for guys to do ballet and fuck you Gabe for the picture of his head superimposed on a ballerina’s body. Grow up.
Posted in: Ryan Gosling Is Taking Ballet Classes Just For Fun, Obviously

[Ed. Note: Hahaha. Good comment. Lots of good points made in this comment. A++ would read commenters comments again.]