Just A Pretty Normal Ad For Rob Lowe’s Lifetime Movie

As some of you may know, Rob Lowe’s hair was weird for a large portion of the most recent season of your #3 TV show of 2011, Parks & Recreation. It was long and somehow ALWAYS sweaty and really gross and, most importantly, a normal amount of distracting to everyone. Well, as we learned in October, this was because he was concurrently filming a movie for Lifetime about the accused murderer policeman Drew Peterson. And while some of us may have raised an eyebrow at the idea of Rob Lowe — “Number 2″ from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me — filming a movie for Lifetime where he plays an accused murdered policeman who famously looks like this, we can all relax. Because, as it turns out, this movie, which is correctly titled Unstoppable, as you will see in a moment, is going to be VERY GOOD!!! (Based on this very short advertisement.) (And by “very good” I definitely mean “super bad”!!!) (WATCHITWATCHITWATCHIT!)

YES YOU ARE, BITCH! I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH YOU, BITCH! GET YOUR GARAGE DOOR FIXED, BITCH! I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT! BITCH! (Drew Peterson: Unstoppable is, of course, written and produced by Jesse from Breaking Bad.) (Also he looks like he’s wearing and old Ron Swanson costume.) (Thank you and happy Friday!) (Via Huffington Post.)