Can This Kid Just Have Some Doughnuts For Once In His Life?

Listen mom, for crying out loud, if you’re going to confuse the kid with a million questions about doughnuts of COURSE he’s going to get a little turned around about the whole situation. But the facts are that he has NOT had any doughnuts, that he HAS eaten his rice and beans, and that he would just like two doughnuts right now please. That’s all! End of story. No hard feelings, just an honest request for a couple of doughnuts. (Via BuzzFeed.)