This Is The Result You Deserved, Now Learn From It

You’re not gonna see any sympathy coming from me, possibly German guy carrying a million mugs of beer. Nah uh. You know I love you so much and that I’d never want to see anything bad to happen to you, but that is precisely why I’m glad that you had this experience. You have to know your limitations, and now you do. And the important thing to remember is that no one got hurt. We’re all safe and alive at home — just a little wiser and a little more cautious. And next time (at least I hope) you’ll know not to carry a million mugs of beer. Maybe try half that many? If the people videotaping you are your true friends, they won’t mind anyway. I promise. (Via Abroath.)