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BRAD PITT THREW A CHEESEBURGER AT SOMEBODY, REPORTS MATT DAMON!

HOLD THE PHONE. MATT DAMON BROKE THE SCOOP. FROM PARADE MAGAZINE:

“Brad [Pitt] threw a cheeseburger at somebody. The guy had followed him to the drive-thru and Brad was like, ‘Can I just eat my cheeseburger?’ … They both looked at each other in total shock for a long moment. Neither of them could believe that it happened, you know? And then the guy went to raise his camera, and Brad sped off. So he did not get the picture. Brad left that experience feeling like, ‘Well, I didn’t get to eat my cheeseburger. I really wanted it.’”

BRAD PITT WANTED TO EAT THAT CHEESEBURGER, BUT SOMETIMES YOU DON’T GET WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO THROW THE CHEESEBURGER THAT IS IN YOUR HAND AT SOMEBODY, THROW IT RIGHT IN THEIR FACE. IT’S CALLED LIFE, AND WE’RE ALL LIVING IT. THANK YOU FOR THIS STORY, MATT DAMON. (“YOU’RE WELCOME, GUYS” – MATT DAMON.)