Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Fox is campaigning for motion capture actor Andy Serkis, AKA Gollum, AKA monkey, AKA British, to win a best supporting actor Oscar for his work in Rise of the Planet of the Apes. And I think that is GREAT! Oh, I hope Andy Serkis wins. It would be an honor just for Andy Serkis to be nominated, but I really hope Andy Serkis wins. -FilmDrunk
  • Look at all of the things this guy, Aung Zaw Oo, can do with his body! You probably can’t do even HALF of these things! -TheDailyWhat
  • “Hugh Jackman’s wife says he’s not gay.” LOL. I would hope so! Right! Since she’s married to him! But seriously folks can’t we all just leave Hugh Jackman alone? The man deserves his privacPEE, just like anyone else! Hahahahaha. Do you get it. -TheSuperficial
  • Deadwood creator David Milch is developing a series for HBO based on the works of William Faulkner. Would you watch this? I am certainly a fan of reading William Faulkner but I’m ALREADY asleep about this fairly vague idea. Granted I am already asleep about 98% of ideas I hear because I have both a very short attention span and a very grim outlook on life. So. Maybe you feel differently! -SlashFilm
  • Chris Meloni may be on True Blood next season. Is that a good thing or a bad thing to you? To me that is a fine thing. Chris Meloni doesn’t seem like he’s doing a lot lately and we could all use a little more Chris Meloni. -Dlisted
  • Because it is a day, here are some new photos from Ryan Gosling on the set of his gangster movie. -JustJared
  • Ali Lohan, the seventeen-year-old, is battling plastic surgery rumors. OH COME ON. Even if she did have plastic surgery, I don’t want to know! That’s gross! What happens when her face grows now! Weird things?! -Celebuzz
  • A movie called Camp Hell that Jesse Eisenberg is in for five minutes put Jesse Eisenberg on the cover and Jesse Eisenberg is PISSSSSSSSSED! -E!
  • Salon asks, “Why is Hollywood so terrified of abortion?” Uh, I don’t know, because it’s pretty SCARY? But yeah otherwise I don’t know. What do you think, Salon? -Salon