Little Girl Stops Crying With Sunglasses On, As Do We All

I feel you, little girl! Wait, that sounded super bad. I just meant, shoot. I just meant, like, “I feel you, little girl.” Because, you know, sometimes things are tough but then you put on a pair of sunglasses and they don’t seem so bad. Not, like, “I feel you, little girl, and that’s why I brought over the six pack you asked me to bring over when we were chatting on-line which I realize is a police method used to prove that I had intent but at the same time I’m not going to NOT bring a six pack of beer over if you politely ask me to bring a six pack of beer over and why is Chris Hansen here? I thought we were just going to talk about how your mom is never around and you feel really vulnerable, little girl!” I just meant yeah! Sunglasses! Peace signs! Before we were crying but now we are too cool to cry! I FEEL YOU, LITTLE GIRL! Does that make sense, warden? When I explain it? (Via SayOMG.)