Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • There is going to be a Joe Strummer biopic and Stereogum wants to know who should play him! Also I want to know! My vote goes to either Ted Leo or myself. -Stereogum
  • There is going to be a Transformers ride at Universal Studios Singapore and you are so excited for it and you’ve already made plans to move to Singapore because you never want to be away from it, and now you can watch videos of it here! They are really pretty ridiculous videos! -SlashFilm
  • A lady drunk drove into a ditch and her car was missing a wheel because her boyfriend reneged on his promise to take her to see Twilight: Breaking Dawn. Very dangerous! Do not do this, ladies! Dump your boyfriend and then go to the movie and find a better boyfriend there! I’m pretty sure showings of Twilight are where all the good ones are hiding anyway! -FilmDrunk
  • Uhhhh so we haven’t posted it, but have you guys seen this Fenton/Benton video that has been going around other websites? No? Because you never go to other websites because you don’t care what anyone else has to say? Very good answer! But anyway here is a mashup of that video with Jurassic Park. -TheDailyWhat
  • Amy Poehler was given an award last night and made a funny joke! I do not understand what the award is. Something about comedy, yay! -Celebuzz
  • Hahahahaha aww, abuse having a role in a relationship in any way is horrible, obviously, that is for sure, but this anecdote about how Kris Humphries was mean to Kim Kardashian is just very good: “He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last.” He said WHAT?! -TheSuperficial
  • It’s Scarlet Johansson’s 27th birthday! Movieline is talking about what her best role was and have appropriately included a clip from Ghost World. That movie! Remember that movie?! Remember how David Cross was in that movie? -Movieline
  • Michele Bachmann was on Late Night last night and The Roots picked out a very good and special song for her intro. -Dlisted