Listen, I get it. There are some days when you wake up and you realize that, for longer than you’d like to admit, you’ve just been coasting on how cool you are. Sure, you’re very cool — your hair’s cool, your stuff’s cool, your friends’re cool, you got a cool ‘tude — but could you be cooler? Yes. If you could just push yourself a little bit, you know that you could certainly be cooler. Why settle? Do you think Bucky Lasek settled for just being the best skateboarder on Earth? No! He also became the best character to play in “Tony Hawk Pro Skater.” And that’s exactly what you’re like. So naturally, even though you were ALREADY skateboarding down a line of fire, what might be the pinnacle of cool to some, you had to kick it up a notch. It’s just who you are, man! Always pushing it a little further, catching people off guard. You can’t help it. You didn’t ask to be the coolest dude in town, but you gotta be who you are.
Some may have just waited for their pants to catch on fire naturally like they definitely would have, but again, waiting for something to happen is just not your thing. (Via BlameItOn.)