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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Can you even believe that next week is already Thanksgiving? What is going on around here? Slow down! It’s not time yet. It’s still summer, I thought. I’m like the kid at the end of Kids who wakes up and is like “what happened?” Except that in his case what happened is he just raped a girl who was tripping on ecstasy because she found out she got AIDS from Telly, and in my case I just feel like the holidays got here really fast and have the feeling I get every year at the end of the year that I can’t believe it’s the end of the year already kind of, but then also I totally can because plenty of stuff happened, a whole year’s worth of stuff. But otherwise me and that kid from Kids are the same. And so here we are again. The year is pretty much over. And let’s chalk up next year, too. It’s going to go by pretty fast. It’s basically 2013 at this point. Maybe even 2014. Guess who has already started celebrating the weekend and that’s why his blog posts are so well-written and not drunky confuso? You get one guess. Whisper it into the night wind. GOODBYE!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Ladies Of Downton Abbey At A Modern Dance Party!Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 brynn | Nov 15th Score:65

I certainly don’t think Community being sidelined is important in the grand scheme of life but I don’t see anything wrong with being a little bummed out by it, no? If we have to live in this nightmare world we might as well get to watch some enjoyable shows!

Posted in: Community’s Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated
#4 Hapsburg Hip | Nov 15th Score:68

Six seasons and a movie.

Posted in: Community’s Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated
#3 godsdog | Nov 15th Score:69

Do a little dance, make a little love, Get Downton night.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Ladies Of Downton Abbey At A Modern Dance Party!
#2 ROFLame-o | Nov 16th Score:73

Some days he looks great, some days he looks horrifying: you might say the number of ways Bradley Cooper can look are Limitless.

Posted in: Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive?
#1 Dr. Feelgood | Nov 14th Score:76

PEEIN PEESON.

Posted in: Liam Neeson Peed His Pants

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Hahah, the fact that “PEEIN PEESON” is the highest rated comment of the week makes it much funnier to me than if I were judging it as just a normal comment. Not that it isn’t VERY FUNNY on its own. Because it is. But this placement is very funny. Great job Dr. Feelgood! Also: Perfect job to you, ROFLame-o. Perfect comment. Congrats. Also congratulations to everybody else. Happy Thanksgiving to you guys the most, and then to everyone else a little less!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 Mick Flash | Nov 14th Score:-16
Not only was the entire show rehashed and lame but so is Kelly’s review including liking Coldplay and mentioning Jason Segel.
http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/11/13/saturday-night-live-recap-emma-stone/
Posted in: Saturday Night Live: Emma Stone And Coldplay

[Ed. Note: Oh, fuck off. You’re trash.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

godsdog | Nov 15th Score:69

Do a little dance, make a little love, Get Downton night.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Ladies Of Downton Abbey At A Modern Dance Party!

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, godsdog! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

eega | Nov 17th Score:2
how do you make a video like this? i have some stuff i want to sing.
Posted in: The Internet Still Works: A Shirtless Dude Plays Sting’s “Field Of Gold” On A Recorder In Front Of A Green Screen

[Assoc. Ed. Note: I can’t really explain why this comment is my favorite comment this week, but every time I think about it I LOL IRL, soooooo. A close second is when eega said, “did anyone say gabe yet” in the “Sexiest Man Alive” post. Really hitting it out of the park this week, congrats eega. ]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

That One | Nov 14th Score:46
Posted in: Liam Neeson Peed His Pants

[Ed. Note: This photo is impossible and it doesn’t exist. THERE ARE STILL RULES IN THIS WORLD.]