Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Last night on The Colbert Report, Michael Stipe and Brian Eno showed up and sang “Lean On Me” with each other. It was the best! You should watch it! It goes on for a VERY long time! -AV Club
  • FilmDrunk recreated the plot of Jack and Jill with passive aggressive quotes from scathing reviews. Great job, FilmDrunk! -FilmDrunk
  • Rick Perry was on Letterman last night to deliver his “Top Ten” excuses. EEESH! He doesn’t do a bad job, I must admit, but also he does a VERY CREEPY job! And also, a very sad job. Is that what you’ve become, Rick Perry? Didn’t you used to be something else? You poor baby. -TheDailyWhat
  • Here are some photos of Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend grabbing lunch with their babies. Awww. I know it’s weird that we’re looking at pictures of a private moment, but also, isn’t it such a cute private moment? Those guys! -Celebuzz
  • Leonardo DiCaprio was at the Victoria Secret fashion show and he liked a model who was there and thought she was pretty! Did he go home with her!? Is she his wife now?! Are they in love and they’ve never been in love like this before and it’s exciting and scary and they don’t even know how to handle it?! Who knows!! Probably, but who knows!! -Dlisted
  • Zooey Deschanel looks like a wreck post-divorce, but she can’t hide her FACE anymore! That was my attempt at writing a tabloid headline for these photographs of Zooey Deschanel on the set of The New Girl. She looks 100% fine and normal though, actually. Srrryyy. -JustJared
  • Hahaha Jay Z is going to sell “Occupy Wall Street” t-shirts through his clothing line and not give any of the profits to anything. Just normal shirts. Great job. I hope you sell them all! -HuffingtonPost
  • Nine milestones in the evolution of Kirsten Dunst. Which is your favorite milestone? Mine is Crazy/Beautiful but it’s not on there for some reason. What’s the deal, Movieline?!?! -Movieline