Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Ashton Kutcher will no longer be letting his mind run freely through his Twitter account, booooo! BOOOO! It will, from this point on, be screened by his management team or whatever. I don’t know why ALL celebrity Twitters aren’t already screened by all celebrity management teams. Hollywood needs to put its head on straight, I don’t know what it thinks its doing. -Aplusk
  • Oooh here are some pictures of Ryan Gosling firing a machine gun on the set of Lawless. Take a vacation, Ryan Gosling! You’re filming nonstop movies all the time, it seems like! I guess that’s because it’s your job to make movies! I’m sorry! -FilmDrunk
  • Finger free running, OF COURSE. What? Like you’ve never Tech Decked? Give me a break. -TheDailyWhat
  • Joel McHale made a video for People’s sexiest man issue or whatever the heck, and here it is! Yay, Joel McHale! You are attractive! Great vid! -Dlisted
  • Blake Lively and Sarah Jessica Parker are both wearing these crazy lion pump heels by Christian Louboutin, and what is even going on in this world! What are these shoes?! Ladies? Do you like these shoes??? -Celebuzz
  • Kris Jenner, the Kardashian mom, cheated on her husband and wrote about it in a book? Not sure if it’s a book you can buy or if she just wrote it down somewhere. Click to find out! -TheSuperficial
  • Mary Kate and Ashley are on the cover of Vogue’s Best Dressed edition because of course, and also, HUH? First the lion toe shoes and now this! It’s like I don’t even have any idea of what is going on in girl world anymore. -JustJared
  • Ugh, jeeze, here is one of Al Pachino’s scenes in Jack and Jill. I honestly for a little while didn’t think he was actually in this movie and that they got an Al Pachino impersonator. And I thought, yuck, what a cheap move I can’t believe they did that. But they didn’t do that! And this is even worse! -Movieline
  • Salon wants all the young starlets to pleeeeeaaaase stop channeling Marilyn Monroe. I would agree, but only right after someone offers to put me in a Marilyn Monroe/Audrey Hepburn photo shoot for a very famous magazine. It can be for an article called “When Bloggywood Meets Hollywood.” The content of the article  can just be gibberish. -Salon