Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Movieline did a “Bad Movies We Love” feature about New York Minute! More like “classic movies we love that we all saw in theaters.” Remember when Mary Kate’s band played “Suffragette City” at the end? Hahah. Very bad! It sounded very bad. -Movieline
  • Maria Bamford made a very funny video about books that she bought at Powells. She’s great, you should watch it right now. -RatsOff
  • This dog video didn’t make it into the countdown because it didn’t end the way I wanted it to, but it still certainly deserves SOME kind of recognition. In it, a dog tries to get through two close together trees with a long stick in its mouth. Good try, dog! -TheDailyWhat
  • FilmDrunk had an excellent idea for revamping the cast of the movie New Year’s Eve. -FilmDrunk
  • Scarlett Johansson continues to date men like a SLUT! JK. It makes sense that Scarlett Johansson is dating men because she is young and single and beautiful and talented and she probably has a ton of money. Her life is probably very cool. -TheSuperficial
  • Speaking of dating, Ryan still seems to be dating Eva Mendes, whoever that even IS. JK again, I know who it is. -JustJared
  • You know Ivy from Gossip Girl? I somehow am blanking on her fake name on Gossip Girl but her real name is Ivy. Do you think we’re supposed to hate her? I don’t know. I definitely hated her last season but this season she seems too sad? Or something? Guys hello? Anyway in real life she has two engagement rings, so whatever. -Celebuzz
  • Salon is talking about Kevin Smith’s Red State and his attempt at remodling his movie career. Has anyone seen Red State? I kind of want to see it for some reason? I’m not going to because if you don’t believe in something you’ll fall for anything (correct) and I believe that I hate Kevin Smith, but I kind of what to? -Salon
  • Vulture interviewed Jeremy Sisto about his show Suburgatory that I didn’t know he was on! Jeremy Sisto is great. “TAI?!” -Jeremy Sisto in Clueless voice. -Vulture