Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • I’m not sure that Mischa Barton is ok. Are any of you friends with Mischa Barton? I think if any of you are friends with Mischa Barton you should maybe give her a call or just drop by her place and just try to have a nice day with her. I think she could use that right now. -TheSuperficial
  • Marc Maron chatted with Amy Sedaris at a live taping of his WTF Podcast. They talked about rabbits! -BuzzFeed
  • Bob Odenkirk made a fake car commercial announcing the new Black Keys album and it is GREAT! -Stereogum
  • Steve Jobs asked Aaron Sorkin to write a Pixar movie, but Aaron Sorkin gave a bologna excuse. Probably because he hated Steve Jobs? -SlashFilm
  • Do you want to bid on a date with DJ Pauly D? Your money will go to a good cause! Plus, you’ll get to go on that date! That super good date that you want to go on for sure! Aw, c’mon, just do it. -Celebuzz
  • Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords is going to be doing a few songs for the Muppets soundtrack. Great! “BRET!” – Jemaine voice. -TheHollywoodReporter
  • Want to watch a clip from Martha Marcy May Marlene? Yes you do! Neither of us can wait to see that movie! -Vulture
  • Bill Murray conducted a marching band at a Harvard-Cornell game last weekend. Sure. -Movieline
  • Salma Hayek is on the cover of a magazine doing a CLASSIC Salma Hayek pose. That’s the only notable thing about this one. She’s just always doing this pose, I feel like. Classic. -JustJared
  • Please watch this video of a turtle standing on its hind legs, it will literally take you twelve seconds. -TheDailyWhat
  • Salon talks with the West Memphis Three about how HBO documentaries helped to free them. -Salon
  • Have you guys been following the Beyonce fake baby belly story? The story about how her belly folded up when she was on an Australian TV show and now the whole world hates her? Well her representative has responded. Turns out it IS a fake belly! JK. -Dlisted