That’s Your Boyfriend: Hank Williams Jr.

Your boyfriend, the country singer Hank Williams Jr., has been in the news a lot lately, ever since he went on FOX & Friends and said that Barack Obama playing golf with John Boehner was “one of the biggest political mistakes ever. Like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu.” Right. I mean, that is just a goooood analogy. We can all agree that Barack Obama is almost TOO MUCH like Hitler, and also that Hitler and Netanyahu probably wouldn’t play golf together. (If for no other reason than Netanyahu was born in 1949.) Incidentally, if you really wanted to call Barack Obama to Hitler and compare him to someone that represented “good,” you could probably do better than Netanyahu? Dude seems like kind of a dick. Next time that Hank Williams Jr. goes on TV he should probably say that Obama playing golf with Boehner was like “Hitler playing golf with Israeli Prime Minister Mother Teresa.” It will be factually impossible and complete nonsense, but so is everything that comes out of this dude’s mouth, apparently. But, so, as you know, because you live together and share his and hers Kohler sinks in your refinished bathroom, Williams Jr. has come under fire and lost his NFL theme song job (“job”) and has been making the rounds of television talk shows where he refuses to apologize and then offers sage bits of down home country wisdom like this gem from his appearance on The View:

Good luck, you two! Put a baby on it! (Via BuzzFeed.)