THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR HAS FINALLY COME! I CAN HARDLY EVEN CATCH MY BREATH! IF YOU'RE READING THIS STANDING UP, PLEASE SIT DOWN. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO SIT DOWN FOR THIS ONE. I'M NOT KIDDING. IF YOU STAND UP AT YOUR DESK NOW BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE YOU WERE WASTING TOO MUCH OF YOUR LIFE SITTING ...