Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Ken Marino is going to be on an episode of Whitney. Remember when he was on an episode of Califonication and said something about wanting to dip his balls in something? That was great. -Splitsider
  • Gary Busey and Ted Haggard are going to appear on Celebrity Wife Swap, which is going to be a thing I guess? I had no idea that was going to be a thing. What a terrible sounding thing! But also I hope someone has to swap and get Courtney Stodden. -LA Times
  • Outtakes from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia season six! Yes! We love outtakes and we love this show what a perfect combination! -GotchaMedia
  • Looks like Taylor Lautner has something ELSE to cry about now, RIGHT? Haha. Gotcha, child! -FilmDrunk
  • This video of a guy carving a watermelon is very soothing I think you should watch it. -TheDailyWhat
  • A guy touched Minka Kelly’s butt and now he’s fired from Charlie’s Angels. But probably he would’ve been fired from Charlie’s Angels in two weeks or whatever when it’s cancelled, right? GOTCHA, Charlie’s Angels! -TheSuperficial
  • Listen to this guy sing like Freddie Mercury. He sounds just like him! It’s like you’re just listening to Queen! Which you could be if you wanted but this is a little different look! -Dlisted
  • Katie Holmes is going to be starring as “a sexy pumpkin” on How I Met Your Mother. Sure. -Celebuzz
  • Nick Offerman and Aaron Paul are “in talks” to join an indie comedy about alcoholism. I realize that this isn’t a definite but also can I buy all of the tickets right now I don’t even care if it looks like it’s going to be a good movie or not. -HuffingtonPost
  • Here are some photos of Rachel McAdams and Robert Downey Jr. shooting the next Sherlock Holmes movie. They look different! -JustJared
  • An interview with Rose Byrne in which she discusses both Bridesmaids and Ryan Gosling. Holy moly! Your two favorite topics! -Movieline
  • Did you guys know Ted Danson is on CSI? Did you know CSI was still a show that’s on TV with new episodes? Me neither! -Salon