Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Here is a collection of photos of people hanging out with Chevy Chase. Not included: The time when I sat directly behind Chevy Chase while seeing the musical Wicked and touched his jacket. Do some research next time. -Uproxx
  • I don’t really understand this cocktail typewriter. So you have to program it and set certain letters to different alcohol commands? And then you have to type the letters? That sounds like a lot of work. Can’t they just invent a cocktail robot that comes preprogrammed and you just ask it to make you a cocktail? Isn’t it 2011? -TheDailyWhat
  • Oooh, Gwyneth Paltrow is teaming up with Glee creator Ryan Murphy to make a musical! That should be a delight. -TheSuperficial
  • I don’t want to actually talk about with this Maggie Gyllenhaal story is about, but I guess it is something that you should definitely know? About her? And yourself? How you react to it? I don’t know. Ladies? -Dlisted
  • Want to read a story Conan O’Brien wrote in 1985 for the Harvard Lampoon? You should! I think you should. -Splitsider
  • Apparently both Robert Pattinson and JoGoLev want to have music careers. Ugh. UGH. What an annoying thing. I really don’t want to dislike JoGoLev but I think I might! -Celebuzz
  • Oh great, a supercut of James Franco whispering. Just what we’ve prayed for in all of our dream prayers for the last ten years! -FilmDrunk
  • Look at Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone on the set of their gangster movie. Looking good! Right! -JustJared
  • Finally, Movieline is discussing a bad movie they love that I ALSO love. COOL WORLD! -Movieline
  • “In fact, there are times in tonight’s pilot where Deschanel’s character, Jessica Day, seems as though what she needs isn’t True Love, but tough love, or very strong medication.” Salon reviews New Girl.  -Salon