Vote Rick Perry In 2012 Or DIE!

First to state the obvious: what does this have to do with being the President of the United States? Besides absolutely nothing? I’m pretty sure there was an actual clip from the movie Unstoppable at one point. Neat! Although I do love the quick shot of horse hooves running through marsh waters. TAKE THAT UP YOUR BUTT, GEOPOLITICAL DIPLOMACY! This is just silly. It’s at 8 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. But also, you can’t really show images of a post-Apocalyptic, jobless wasteland, and then also show a bright and sunny shot of yourself shaking hands with builders hard at work. Like, which is it? Are all the workers dead? Or are all the workers super happy to see everybody? It is a true testament to the size of Rick Perry’s balls, though, that New York City would feature so prominently in his first major campaign commercial. Motherfucker, DON’T EVEN. (Thanks for the tip, Jessica.)