This Is Just A Good Description Of A Car Accident

Car accidents can be super scary. (That is one of the observations I used in my application for Editor-in-Chief of Duh Aficionado magazine.) They happen so fast and unexpectedly. Or even worse you sometimes see them coming but there’s absolutely nothing that can be done about it. (It is this brief nanosecond of a moment between perception, realization, and the accident in which people often describe seeing their life flash before their eyes. I don’t know about all that, but it is true that time seems kind of elastic and what couldn’t be more than 0.000001 seconds feels like almost 1 or even 2 whole seconds!) Have you ever been in one? It’s awful. But I think one of the worst things about car accidents, besides the fact that they’re scary and a lot of people die in them, so OK besides that, but after those horrible parts about car accidents the other worst thing is definitely that people who have survived them do not use enough SOUND EFFECTS and FUNNY FACES in their descriptions of what happened. UNTIL NOW:

Life hits you hard, bro. You just drop into the road and PAH! Get so pitted. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)