This Is Your Ron Paul Supporter

In my client’s defense, your honor, read your constitution. You made an oath to it and you haven’t even read it. Excuse me? Well, that’s just not possible, sir. No, I’m sure my client would have rested his case. Joey, you rested your case, right? How do you mean you didn’t think of it? Yeah, I know it doesn’t say that you have to rest your case in the constitution, but you still have to–I recuse myself! Hang in there, Joey. When Ron Paul is elected in 2012 he will definitely make drunk driving FEDERALLY LEGAL and his first act of office will be to release all of the prisoners into the desert (?). (Thanks for the tip, Benjamin.)