Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Michelle Williams is very pretty as Marilyn Monroe in the newest Vogue. Ladies, don’t you wish you could be blonde for just like a day, if you aren’t blonde already and don’t want to dye your hair blonde at all? LADIES? -Vogue
  • Here’s an interview with Charlie Day that you can read while you’re finishing your late lunch. Great plan. -BuzzFeed
  • Salon has some thoughts about critic and filmmaker Jim Emerson’s video series about the action editing choices made in The Dark Knight. Some people are upset about it. Are you upset about it? I am not upset about it. -Salon
  • Pop-Up Video is coming back to TV next month, of course. So here is a new Brittany Spears pop-up video as a sneak peak. Call me when Say What Video comes back, that’s what I say. And also Say What Karaoke. And also FANatic and also Bands On the Run and also Behind the Music. Call me when every single one of these shows comes back, my phone number is the same as Gabe’s, just call Gabe’s. -TheDailyWhat
  • Film festival volunteers weren’t allowed to look at Madonna, because she was tooooo pretty and it was like on Seinfeld how Jerry didn’t want Elaine to sit in first class because then she could never go back to coach. Or for some other reason. -FilmDrunk
  • Leonardo DiCaprio never paid attention to which of his movies made money and which of them didn’t, apparently. That makes sense. I wouldn’t pay attention to it either, and if someone tried to make me I would only make sounds at them until they stopped . -Celebuzz
  • Our favorite musician, St. Vincent, is going to be recording some old-timey songs for the next season ofBoardwalk Empire! Aren’t we excited?! -THR
  • Abigale Breslin is going to star in a teen sex comedy, GROSS GROSS GROSS. -ONTD
  • Jenga dog is very good at balancing treats on his nose. There is nothing else I can tell you about this video it is exactly what I said! Stop reading this one now. -Dlisted
  • Similarly to Michelle Williams, Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried are ALSO looking good in their magazine photo shoot, for W. -Just Jared
  • Movieline asks if it’s time for a Kurt Cobain biopic. I say NOOOOOOO, unless I can be a consultant on it. Do you know he got his first guitar from his uncle? -Movieline