Vanessa Is Going To Be In A “Sex Horror Comedy” About Werewolves

Gossip Girl’s Vanessa, AKA Jessica Szohr, has been cast as the lead in a “sex horror comedy,” AKA my favorite genre of horror comedy, called Love Bite. Will she still dress like a mom from the ’60s who just won a vaguely ethnic clothing contest? CAN’T WAIT TO SEE!