At long last, America can dry the flop sweat from its brow, confident that it won’t just pop right back out. And we can hug our children firmly and reassuringly without swelling with adult fears and doubts, and we can sleep at night without wearing a mouthguard to keep us from grinding our teeth down to nubs. Yes, the name for Katie Couric’s new talk show has been announced! It’s Katie! Gooooood name. Worth the wait. I like how it’s clever, but not intimidating. Also, the first poster has been released, seen here. Uhhhh. Hahahah. Look, jokes aside, Katie is a perfectly reasonable name for a Katie Couric talk show. I get it. But WHAT is this poster? It looks like she’s about to champion the benefits of women getting enough folic acid in their diet. (Episode 201: guests Lauren Graham and Folic Acid discuss the day’s hot topic: SWEATERS!) This poster does not really make me want to watch a talk show* but it does make me want to join a mah-jongg club. From the Hollywood Reporter:
Details on Couric’s new syndicated talker are being held closely to the vest but Disney/ABC Television Group president Anne Sweeney told The Hollywood Reporter in June that the show would be “topical” and “capture the zeitgeist of what people are talking about.”
Totally. Totally. Fer sure. When I look at this picture there is one word that immediately pops into my head: ZEITGEIST. I am curious what the tone of her show is going to be, you know? Like, on Ellen, Ellen comes out in her sneakers and vest and does her little dance. She’s fun! She’s kicky! People know that about her. Katie’s got her work cut out for her to definer herself in a crowded field. My guess is that she’s going to try and stick with what comes naturally to her, so the show will have an overall tone of skin-tearing shark smiles and terrifyingly HUNGRY eyes. And also zeitgeist, of course. All filmed through a vaseline-smeared lens stolen from the Sears family photo department because one last time: WHAT IS THIS PICTURE?!