Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Guys, I really do not like Ricky Gervais anymore. I said that last time I talked about this atheist picture and I want to say it again because it is on a magazine now. Ricky, please be quiet. I understand that you are an atheist, but I promise that you aren’t offending anyone. No one is going to be offended by a guy who only talks about how offensive he’s being. I think even people who would otherwise be offended in this scenario would see you begging people to be offended and think to themselves, “Uhhh…Yeah, no. Nevermind. Do whatever.” You are being the worst and you are on my “don’t like” list FOREVER. -Patheos
  • I saw this post about good quotes from comedians on the Marc Maron podcast and thought, “This is probably not that great,” but then I accidentally read all of them. So here you go! -Buzzfeed
  • Here’s a review of the scratch-and-sniff smell part of the 4D Spy Kids movie. What did you think of it? When you went to go see it over the weekend? -Vulture
  • Want to see Megan Fox swimming with Jason Segel and Chris O’Dowd? Why not. Also, Paul Rudd says she’s “hilarious.” Oh yeah? But can she BLOG? -Just Jared
  • Speaking of Megan Fox, did you know she was getting her Marilyn Monroe tattoo removed? What! I thought she was tough but she is NOT tough. -Celebuzz
  • Patton Oswalt and Johnny Knoxville are going to play feuding brothers in an upcoming untitled comedy. What do YOU think they’re going to be feuding about? Oy. -FilmDrunk
  • Nick Kroll wants to share with you some tips on how not to embarrass yourself while using the Internet. -Details
  • Show your mom this video of this dancing marionette, I think she’ll get a kick out of it. -TheDailyWhat
  • It’s Kristen Wiig’s birthday and Movieline has a question to ask you! It’s what you think her most under-rated role was! I say “Gilly.” Gilly’s the best I don’t know why everyone didn’t like it. Also I have a fun bit that I do where I make someone say “Kelly” in the Gilly voice and then I say “What.” in the Gilly voice. You should do that bit with me sometime! -Movieline
  • I accidentally read this headline as “Sookie” and I thought for the entire article that Snookie’s name was Sookie and then was confused when it wasn’t, it was very refreshing you should try it. -TheSuperficial
  • Salon has compiled a list of ten underrated actresses they’d watch in anything. Not mentioned: Kelly Conaboy. WHAT GIVES? Just because I’m not an actress? That seems rude. -Salon