This Is An Actual Image From Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man. I REALLY hope that the camera pans over to an older couple on vacation and the wife turns to her husband and says “Honey, did you see that?” And he’s basically ignoring her because after so many years of marriage he assumes it’s not important. “Honey, I think a vampire just drove by in a speedboat.” And then just as he is about to look up, the wake from the speedboat knocks them out of their canoe. “WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!” Splash. Hahahahhaa. (More photos here, 12-year-olds.)