Best New Party Game 58: Bathroom Movies

In honor of the Greatest News Story of our time, I’m throwing a party and everyone’s invited. Dress up as your favorite journalist! Just kidding. Can you imagine that party? Just a sea of Sam Donaldsons and Christiane Amanpours. Yuck. Ugh, I already regret throwing this party. (It is also going to be a very disgusting party to have to clean up afterwards.) Anyway, the only thing Hollywood loves more than all of the money is Hollywood itself, so it’s only a matter of time before they start making movies about the actors in these actors taking over. (This is not true. Let’s just keep going. I’m tired, is anyone else tired?) So, when you come to this party, which has already started and you are already at it, we are going to play a game called Pee Movies. Good game. Let’s play!

  • You Can Count On Pee
  • The Toilet Paper Chase
  • I Am Number Two
  • Pee Pee’s Big Adventure
  • Crap Me If You Can
  • Toilet Story 3

I hate this disgusting game, and I apologize for it. Party’s over. You don’t have to go home but can’t you just go home?