Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Jesse Eisenberg is great, we all know that, but sometimes he says things where you’re like, Ugh, ok, don’t say any more things. Like when he says he’d be a bike messenger if he weren’t an actor. Ugghh sttooooopp itttt. -Just Jared
  • A person in the audience said a very weird racist thing to Aziz Ansari. Also another audience member asked him what he looks for in a girl and this was his response: “funny and smart … she has to like Breaking Bad.” Which is basically like, gross, I get it why don’t you just call me instead of talking about me at some show I wasn’t even AT. -BuzzFeed
  • Ooohh speaking of Breaking Bad, here is an interview with Mike! -Vulture
  • Here is a picture of Jon Hamm directing Elisabeth Moss in the first photo released from the filming of next season of Mad Men. They have fun. -EW
  • Here are some pictures of Samuel L. Jackson golfing. Spoiler: It looks the same as it does in ALL of your SLJ golfing fantasies. -The Superficial
  • Kevin James may play himself in a new Charlie Kaufman movie. Oyoyoy. -FilmDrunk
  • No more Desperate Housewives after the eighth season. Oh no, very sad. I honestly thought that show ended a few long time ago. Congratulations to it on its staying power. -Dlisted
  • Oooh, but you know what’s NOT canceled? Louie, Wilfred, and It’s Always Sunny. Gr8. -AV Club
  • Here’s an interview with Danny McBride in which one of the topics discussed is how to act during a lap dance. “UM HOW ABOUT DON’T BECAUSE HOW ABOUT JUST DON’T GET ONE.” – All girlfriends. -Movieline
  • Lots of interviews today, but sometimes there are just a lot of good interview on the Internet and you just have to deal with it by reading them and being entertained by them. Here’s one with John Mulaney. -Splitsider
  • The person in this video is very good at yo-yos, which is an example of a talent I wish I secretly had and could just pull out whenever there happened to be a yo-yo around like it was NBD. -TheDailyWhat
  • Here is a gallery of pretty lady celebrities looking kind of like Marilyn Monroe. -Celebuzz
  • People are mad at J.J. Abrams still about how Lost ended. Get over it, guys. Obviously that show was gonna end dumb. Salon has gathered up some ways that at least it didn’t end like! -Salon