The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Baldhead Jake Gyllenhaal!!!!

Whoa! This is Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of his new movie, End of Watch. He plays a police officer, which is somehow even less believable than when he played a soldier in Jarhead. I mean, a soldier is reasonable enough because the army needs lots of soldier, you’re going to get a couple of Steve Rogers sneaking through boot camp. But a cop? Admittedly, those puppy dog eyes are VERY ARRESTING, but I don’t know if I’m buying it. But obviously we are not here to talk about his new role. We are here to talk about his new head. Look at old baldhead! This guy knows what I’m talking about. Man oh man. This is even weirder than this. What’s wrong, Jake, your agent couldn’t get you a role in The Machinist 2? Just kidding, buddy, you look GREAT. You should keep if after the movie wraps (“wrap” is an industry term that means “done,” as in, “keep it after the movie done”). Obviously, we know what Jake Gyllenhaal is saying in this photo. “FREEZE! I’M ACTING!” But the question is WHAT DID THE BARBER SAY RIGHT BEFORE THIS PHOTO?

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Otherwise I want your commenting badge on my desk. (More images at JustJared.)