Save Money, Wear Homemade Milk Clothes

Times are tough and they aren’t getting any less tough, that is a stone cold FACT. For example, have you heard about the debt ceiling? Last night I was talking with some people (that’s right) and one of them said they didn’t know what was going on in the world because they were “working too hard” (jerkoff) and I said “Well, the debt ceiling.” But then another person tried to start actually talking to be about the debt ceiling? And I was like whoa, whoa, WHOA. Hold on! No one actually wants to or can talk about that. DRINK YOUR DRINK. But one thing I do want to say about the debt ceiling is, maybe we wouldn’t need to [whatever, etc.] if everyone in the government just made their own milk clothes from the spoiled milk they throw away and the end of every month? TAKE THAT, SENATE and also OBAMA. And PUT IT TO USE.

So, this seems easy enough.

  1. Make the milk mixture
  2. Heat it up
  3. Press it
  4. Make milk clothes

The only difficult part I can imagine is that once we’re all making our own milk clothes, how will…Actually, no, nope I don’t see any difficult parts. I was going to say something about what milk will we drink then, but then I remembered that we don’t have to make ALL the milk into milk clothes. Just whatever we have left at the end of the month. Haha, DOYYY. And won’t it be nice to have new clothes every month? Senate? And also Obama? And won’t it be nice to not have to not have to worry about cutting anything or making people pay more in taxes or blahblahblah, etc.? That all sounds great to me. Please RT @Obama. (Via VVV.)

PS: The best part is from 1:23 to 1:30. Hahahah. “Keeeeep moving ittt and smiiiiiiliiiinggg oooooook, ok we got it.”