Michael Lohan “Still Working On A Chorus”
Thank god for Lindsay Lohan's family to distract us from homeland insecurity. The starlet's douchebag dad, currently in jail for "drunken driving, contempt of court, and beating his brother-in-law bloody with a shoe," wrote an inane ballad about his daughter. I'd promise to track down an MP3, but it will never exist.
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