Preview of CN Tower’s “EdgeWalk” Might Give You Vertigo

Here is Mark Laroche, President and CEO of Canada Lands Company (“Duh, we know.”), getting a tour of EdgeWalk, which is a thing that will open in August on the CN Tower in Canada and hooooooly moly. Is anyone else on the floor? One second I was at my computer watching a video and then all of a sudden I was on the floor, I don’t know what happened. But I do feel really dizzy. Where are we? What is going on. Ooohh no. I remember now. I was watching a nightmare! Apparently “the edge walkers will be tethered to a safety cable, allowing their hands to remain free” on “the tallest free-standing structure in the Western Hemisphere, at 1,815 feet in height.” Hahah, OH GREAT! That sounds awesome. Where do I sign up? Here? On this thing that says death certificate? You have to sign your own death certificate? You do? If you go on this EdgeWalk thing? That makes sense. (Via LaughingSquid.)